Companion to the book · The Alchemy Inside: Med Spas

You're holding the book. Here's where your practice is leaking — in 90 seconds.

Welcome. This is the toolkit the book points to — the live diagnostic, the calculators, and a real sample report, so you can stop reading about found money and start finding yours. I'm Bill Eisenhauer, the engineer who wrote it.

The fastest path to more revenue isn't more patients — it's capturing the value your practice already generates but doesn't see.

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The 90-second Practice Diagnostic

Twelve questions. It scores your practice across the six leak categories from the book, scales the estimate to your revenue, and tells you the one place to start. No data pulls, no sales call — just a dollar number and a "start here."

GLP-1 & weight-loss retention
Consult conversion & follow-up
Rebooking & no-shows
Patient reactivation
Cross-sell & membership
Pricing & discount integrity
Run your diagnostic →

Free. No email required to see your results — I'll offer to send the detailed breakdown after.

Your Found Money Toolkit

Four more ways to find the money the book talks about.

Each one is free and takes a few minutes. Work them in any order.

Tool 1

The Found Money Calculator

Enter three numbers about your practice and watch the math run on the four biggest leaks in the book — the rebooking gap, the no-show waterfall, dormant-patient reactivation, and the membership recurring-revenue math. See what capturing even a fraction is worth.

Open the calculator →
Tool 2

A real sample report

This is what the Found Money Audit delivers: every leak named, quantified in dollars, and ranked by what to fix first. See exactly what a $1.4M practice's report looks like before you decide whether you want one of your own.

See the sample report →
Tool 3

The GLP-1 retention breakdown

The largest registry study to date found half of GLP-1 patients gone within a year — over cost, side effects, and a conversation that never happened. Every reason is fixable. Here's the full breakdown of what drop-off costs and how to keep them.

Read the GLP-1 breakdown →
Tool 4 · Free, weekly

The Found Money Letter

One email a week for practice owners who suspect they're leaving money on the table: where it hides, a real example with real numbers, and one thing to try Monday morning. The book gets you started — this keeps it going.

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The Found Money Audit

When you want the precise number instead of the estimate: a 90-minute diagnostic interview, then a written Found Money Report showing every recoverable dollar and how to capture it. No pressure — the diagnostic and the tools above are yours for free either way.

$497

One-time

90 min

Your time

1 week

To report

$10K+

Guarantee

$10K value guarantee or the audit is free

See how the audit works →
Who wrote the book

An engineer, not a guru.

I've spent 40+ years building production software — from enterprise systems, to four years inside Ernst & Young, to an early-engineer seat at a Silicon Valley company that grew into a $2 billion public company. I've seen where value leaks out of a business between the departments nobody's watching. Now I point that at cash-pay practices. I don't advise from a whiteboard; I build the systems myself.

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Engineer first

Every recommendation I make, I can build. That's not common in consulting — but it should be.

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Dollars, not jargon

No "synergies." Just "here's $26K a year in GLP-1 drop-off, and here's how to keep it."

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Fiduciary, not salesman

If AI isn't the right answer for your situation, I'll say so and save you the money.

40+
Years Building Software
EY
Ernst & Young Alumnus
$2B
Startup Growth (Early Engineer)
15+
Years Technical Leadership

Read the book and want to talk? Reach me directly.

bill@alchemyinside.com